...The Youth Hit The Town

All young Fensiders hope some day to try and breed with a non-fensider. In order to do this, many of the young Fensiders head into the town centre to attempt to spread their seed.

No normal person willingly has sex with a Fensider, so they have to make sure that their chosen victim is thoroughly addled by cheap alcohol or some shit drugs. If that doesn't work then they will punch the victim in the head until they are unable to think like a 'normal'.

The 'normal' human body usually rejects Fensider sperm, causing the victim to vomit violently. If you have ever been intoxicated and vomited afterwards, it is likely that you have been unknowingly fucked by a Fensider. Unfortunately Fensiders are incredibly fertile, and most victims become instantly pregnant... including the men.

If a Fensider should fail to impregnate a normal person they will go home and resort to 'the old faithful'. This will usually be a close member of their family or someone else on the estate. However, everyone on the Fenside estate is closely related. When people talk about "keeping it in the family", they are usually talking about Fensider's penises.

Have you ever wondered why you see Fenside kids playing out in the street late at night? The reason is they are staying outside to avoid being fucked by a member of their family. FACT!

...People Enjoy The Garden

Many people these days see the garden as another room of the house. People are spending much more time doing things in their gardens. The people of Fenside are no exception to this. In fact, Fensiders treat their garden so much like a room of the house that they move their furniture into it.

A Fensider's garden is not complete without a sofa, a table, a couple of chairs and a number of broken plastic toys. The great thing about having your living room in the garden, is that you can flick fag ash on the floor without worrying about the fire risk. Your dog can shit on the floor and your kids can grind it into the lawn while they are eating their dinner. Don't worry about diseases! Your dog will be fine.

...Families do Drugs

The family is important on Fenside. Many families make sure they continue family traditions. Important skills are passed down from father to son, from mother to daughter. One of the most important skills a ‘Fensider’ can learn, is how to do drugs. Some kids make silly amateurish attempts at doing drugs, and this can be blamed on poor parenting. Nothing is more shameful than having children that can’t do drugs properly. Any self-respecting ‘Fensider’ will avoid this embarrassing situation by making sure each of their children is an extremely skilled drug user by the age of 6.