Monday 18 October 2010

...People Enjoy The Garden


Many people these days see the garden as another room of the house. People are spending much more time doing things in their gardens. The people of Fenside are no exception to this. In fact, Fensiders treat their garden so much like a room of the house that they move their furniture into it.

A Fensider's garden is not complete without a sofa, a table, a couple of chairs and a number of broken plastic toys. The great thing about having your living room in the garden, is that you can flick fag ash on the floor without worrying about the fire risk. Your dog can shit on the floor and your kids can grind it into the lawn while they are eating their dinner. Don't worry about diseases! Your dog will be fine.

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