No normal person willingly has sex with a Fensider, so they have to make sure that their chosen victim is thoroughly addled by cheap alcohol or some shit drugs. If that doesn't work then they will punch the victim in the head until they are unable to think like a 'normal'.
The 'normal' human body usually rejects Fensider sperm, causing the victim to vomit violently. If you have ever been intoxicated and vomited afterwards, it is likely that you have been unknowingly fucked by a Fensider. Unfortunately Fensiders are incredibly fertile, and most victims become instantly pregnant... including the men.
If a Fensider should fail to impregnate a normal person they will go home and resort to 'the old faithful'. This will usually be a close member of their family or someone else on the estate. However, everyone on the Fenside estate is closely related. When people talk about "keeping it in the family", they are usually talking about Fensider's penises.
Have you ever wondered why you see Fenside kids playing out in the street late at night? The reason is they are staying outside to avoid being fucked by a member of their family. FACT!
The 'normal' human body usually rejects Fensider sperm, causing the victim to vomit violently. If you have ever been intoxicated and vomited afterwards, it is likely that you have been unknowingly fucked by a Fensider. Unfortunately Fensiders are incredibly fertile, and most victims become instantly pregnant... including the men.
If a Fensider should fail to impregnate a normal person they will go home and resort to 'the old faithful'. This will usually be a close member of their family or someone else on the estate. However, everyone on the Fenside estate is closely related. When people talk about "keeping it in the family", they are usually talking about Fensider's penises.
Have you ever wondered why you see Fenside kids playing out in the street late at night? The reason is they are staying outside to avoid being fucked by a member of their family. FACT!
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